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Just when you thought that things couldn’t get any better in the celebrity sex tape world - it happened. A Kim Kardashian Sex Tape parody by Hustler is out called “Keeping up with the KardASSians”.

It has taken off like wildfire hitting a fireworks factory, there are people everywhere with explosions going off in their hands! Of course it is great, but is it as great as the original Kim Kardashian sex tape?  The Kardashian family thinks so, they are all pissed to find out that they are stars in the porn.  It’s going to be a new Kardashian family tradition, oh what fun holidays will be!  Will there be a giant Kardashian orgy?  Will the ugly sister come?

You be the judge.  Check it out:

kims other twin

We were just chilling with Kim Kardashian the other day, talking about her sex tape experiences.  Kim is afraid that the Professional Porn Stars portraying her family may outshine her own performance in her original sex tape.  That is why everyone needs to do their part and watch both!  Make sure you can tell the difference.  You can see the original Kim Kardashian sex tape and buy it here, and you can watch the new parody video and buy it here.

Kim Kardashian loves eBay.  She sells stuff on there all the time and you can find lots of neat things for cheap.  That is why the good people at allkimkardashian.com are proud to add our newest feature to the website:  Kim Kardashian eBay Auctions!

Be sure to bookmark this page as it will display new Kim Kardashian auctions every day!

I know what you’re thinking: “with teh powers of teh internets why should i buy the kim kardashian pronzor?”

SIMPLE ANSWER:  When you buy the official Kim Kardashian unedited ball drainingly hot sex tape you will get the 100% FULL unedited xxx version that other websites don’t show you.  Don’t believe me?  Don’t buy the kim kardashian sex tape then! 

Another reason to download and view the full unedited xxx Kim Kardashian sex tape here is that you can be sure it is completely virus and spyware free.  So called “free kim kardashian sex tape” downloads can’t offer this, why would they give it away for free unless they stuffed it full of viruses, trojan horses, malware, and spyware?  They wouldn’t! 

Get the full uncensored xxx hot Kim Kardashian Sex Tape here NOW!!!

Here is small sample of why you’ll be thanking me later:

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape thumbnails

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is reportedly on President Obama’s ipod, despite much grief and bitching by the first lady.  “Why does Barack need to see Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with Ray J?” Said the lady.

I’ll tell you why.  Because everyone in America deserves to see Kim Kardashian nude, naked, and taking some big dick.  You got the appetizer when Kim Kardashian was naked in Playboy, now get the whole entree and some dessert with the sex tape!  You won’t be the only one.  Tonight, when Barry Obama goes to sleep next to his kinda sexy, kinda woman beast wife he’ll surely be happy that he bought the Kim Kardashian sex tape!

Download the Kim Kardashian sex tape here

Hey there!

Happy New Year to you, I hope 2009 is good for you.  Kim says hi too.  If you want to buy her sex tape check it out, the link is to the right.

When it comes to trying to keep your clothes on it seems like some people just have a hard time with it.  They may get naked on camera a couple of times, make a few bucks, then say they aren’t going to do it anymore.  Then something magical happens…  Some little bit of magic comes in and works it way into the world and everything changes.

Well, the wind blew in a different direction recently so now Kim Kardashian, who just earlier said she was done getting naked on camera, now says she would pose for Playboy again.

Awesome, so despite her earlier statement that she wasn’t going to make any more softcore or hardcore porn, now it’s back on the table as an option. 

So if you don’t already have your subscription you can get it here and get a free DVD!

I saw the other day that Kim said she isn’t going to pose in Playboy anytime again, despite any previous comments which may have indicated her desire to get naked in front of the camera again.  I guess one sex tape and one Playboy will have to do. 

“What does this have to do with Kim Kardashian’s G-Spot?”  You may be wondering?

It means that so far with her current man we aren’t going to see any G - Spot grinding and manipulating a la camera…  So when and if you the reader get the chance to hit Kim’s G-Spot, you have to be damn sure you hit that thing like a fully loaded Mac truck coming down one of those long ramps they have in parking garages after it has been fully loaded with tons of bricks and the brakes have gone out and the driver is panicked and is stomping the gas by mistake and inevitably

BAM.  Hit it.  Learn how Click Here!

Today is Election Day in what many consider to be the most important election in recent history.  Hopefully you were able to vote, and do what you can to help the country.  We know that Kim Kardashian voted this morning, I wonder who for?  Do you think she voted for Obama or McCain or someone else?

We have also discovered an awesome photo of Kim Kardashian that seems to have been taken at the poll.  Not the pole in her bedroom you see on her MTV show, no not that pole.  Still looking for that.  No, you want a picture of Kim Kardashian voting at the polls and helping the election here you go:

This is a picture of Kim Kardashian at the pole helping the erection:

Kim Kardashian at the Pole

You were expecting the poll and the election?  Boring!  This was taken from her famous sex tape, which you can see on allkimkardashian’s sex tape page!

Speaking of the 2008 Election, another hottie of mention would be Sarah Palin.  There is a sweet parody porn of here, and we have all the video clips here: “Nailin Paylin”

Enjoy!

I don’t know about you, but I think our potential Vice President Sarah Palin is a freakin’ hottie.  Now you can see Sarah Palin naked and in a porn! America is a great country!

I mean, seriously. Sarah Palin was Miss Alaska, and now she is a powerful political figure for Alaska and maybe soon the entire United States of America. Plus, she knows how to ride a snow mobile (a “snow machine” as she calls it) and she could probably shoot the balls off a polar bear with a 30.06 at 250 yards…. Hell, she’ll probably shoot Obama if he wins! (what? owww!!! kidding!)

Well for all you perverted mother fuckers out there who see Sarah and think about how her nasal accent would lend itself well to your illicit oral fornication fantasies - finally there is salvation! Leave it to the ever reputable and admired Hustler Magazine to come up with what I predict to be a smash hit and a legacy mark for all porno’s to come “Nailin Paylin” or “Who’s Nailin Paylin” or “Oh My God It Looks Just Like Her!” … Great Success!

How does this have anything to do with Kim Kardashian?  Well, it’s right along the lines of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, except that this one is a spoof and done by professionals.  It does make you wonder if maybe Kim could run for President or Vice President now that it doesn’t matter if you are in porn.  Hmm… Maybe Ron Jeremy and Kim Kardashian will be our future leaders?  What do you think?

I know what you grammar police and english majors are thinking, you think it should be Palin and not Paylin. Well, it’s Paylin (or maybe it is Palin). It’s just a giant coincidence that the character (Paylin) represented by famous Porn Star Lisa Ann (hottie with big tits) looks alot like Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin. Purely coincidence. Or spoof. Or hot. Or legal dance. Whatever.

Here are some pictures in case you don’t already have a mental image and semi boner:

Sometimes I wonder is Sarah Palin is hotter than Kim Kardashian.  Sometimes I wonder… But then again, Kim Kardashian is in a sex tape for real, this is just a spoof.

Click Here to download the Sarah Palin “Who’s Nailin Paylin” Hustler Porn Movie!

Who do you think Kim Kardashian is going to vote for?  Do you think she is going to go with the Obamination, or is she more of a McCain type of gal? 

Who do you think is going to win the 2008 Presidential Election?  John McCain or Barack Obama?